As miserable January comes to an end let’s cheer ourselves up.
Man gets pulled over at 3 a.m.
Cop asks, “Where are you heading?”
Man says, “I’m heading to a major lecture on alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body.”
The curious cop says, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at 3 a.m. on a Saturday night?”
Man says, “My wife.”
As dry January comes to an end – in the immortal words of Starry Crowley – “I resemble that remark” !