“When you make the mistake of adding the date to the right side of the accounting statement, you must add it to the left side too.”
ACCOUNTANT’S MAXIM
“A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.”
C. E. HOOVER
“An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you thought you had.”
ANON
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant – even if he wanted to be one?”
JACKIE MASON
“Is Chapter Eleven the result of following the Ten Commandments?”
ANON
“A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.”
WILLIAM FEATHER
“A budget is a method of worrying before you spend instead of afterwards.”
ANON
“Remember that even though work stops, nevertheless the expenses continue to mount up.”
MARCUS CATO
“A budget is the way to go broke methodically.”
ANON
“A receiver is appointed by the court to take what’s left.”
ROBERT FROST