Joke: What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
‘Mind the GAAP’.
Joke: Why was the accountant in rehab?
Joke: What’s an accountant’s favourite book?
50 Shades of Grey.
Joke: What’s grey and not there?
An accountant on vacation.
Joke : Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant?
No. Me neither.
Joke: What did the accountant do to liven up the office party?
Not show up.
Joke: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve taken the medicine you prescribed but it’s not working. What should I do?”
“Try using your calculator.”
“How will that help?”
“I’m not sure, but it’s something you can count on”.
Joke: What happens when you lock a wild hyena and an accountant in a room?
The hyena stops laughing.
Joke: Did you know that 10 out of 9 accountants can’t count?